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  • Coupla things

    • New DadCentric post, in which I yell at cartoons. It's all in good fun.

    • Speaking of which, I strongly encourage you to check out this DadCentric post from Holmes… great, great writing.

    • Speaking of which, if you're not already doing so, start reading Woman in a Window. Seriously. Reading her makes me want to give up writing, because she's so good it makes me feel embarrassed for the crap I generate.

    • So if I ever give up writing, you now know who to blame.

    • On a completely unrelated note, I hope you all had a Happy Easter/Passover/weekend. We went to two ham-saturated Easter dinners on Saturday and Sunday nights, and subsequently brought home about 10lbs of leftover pig parts, potatoes and assorted vegetable-type things. Which we had as leftovers on Monday and Tuesday… but by yesterday, we didn't feel up to facing the remaining 8lbs of food. So, while I took the kids upstairs for a bath after dinner, TheWife decided to get rid of it all by… that's right: feeding it into the garbage disposal. Which choked. And spun. And choked.

    The fun part is that the clog moved far enough into our plumbing that now not only is our kitchen sink stopped up, but it backfilled and kinda spurted out of our basement sink — subsequently leaving tiny little wet ham bits on the floor, on the wall, and all along one side of our washing machine.

    • Which is why I'm now waiting for the Roto-dude to come to my house and make my plumbing work again.

    • This isn't a problem for me schedule-wise, as my contract job is still chugging along… I'm not sure how it's going, but they keep giving me work and I keep getting paid, so we'll see how long it lasts. The good part is that I'm working from home most of the time, which frees me up to do stuff like… uh… this.

    • There is also some news about my ex-company… but I'm going to have to think through it first before I say anything. Lots of ambivalent weirdness there.

  • A brief list of places I’d like to see before my twin daughters start dating and, subsequently, I drop dead.

    1. New Zealand
    It's not just a Conchords thing, although I'll admit that the show's blend of ultra-dry/absurdist humor only serves to heighten my expectations. I mean, what's not to like? First off, you've got some of the most insane landscapes in the world packed together into two neat little islands. All those insane vistas from the Lord of the Rings movies? That's that's exactly where I want to be. Right now. And what's more, I want to be looking at those vistas while drinking a nice glass of Sauvignon Blanc from NZ's Marlborough region. And when I finish that, I'll open a bottle of Marlborough Pinot Noir and suck that down as well. And then I'll burp a big, happy Kiwi burp and ride a sheep down the mountainside to whatever Kiwi village happens to be nearby, at which point I have little doubt that I'll walk into a pub and hear the next generation of Kiwipop and have my mind blown in all kinds of violent and fascinating ways.

    (Kiwipop? Anyone? Verlaines? Chills? Straitjacket Fits? The Bats, fer crissake? Anyone?)

    2. Iceland
    Look, I'm no science guy, but there's so much cool stuff going on in Iceland from both a geological and evolutionary standpoint (and, in a not-entirely unrelated development, a cultural standpoint) that I can't imagine that it's anything other than completely fascinating. Geology? That's right: fascinating. Because if you were to suck all the water off the planet (note: I strongly discourage this) you'd discover that running the entire length of the center of the Atlantic Ocean from north to south is this enormous phenomenon called the Mid-Atlantic Ridge. Speaking plate tectonically – you don't mind if I speak plate tectonically, do you? – the floor of the Atlantic is two different plates. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is where these two plates meet in what's called a divergent boundary, where new magma flows up, forms this mountainous ridge, and ultimately pushes the two plates outward. Iceland? Sits right on top of a hotspot on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge — and, as a direct result, is home to some of the most fascinating volcanic activity you'll find outside of Hawaii. Which means crazy geysers, new mini-islands suddenly springing up off the coast… all kinds of cool stuff.

    Plus! Plus! It's way wicked far north, but the North Atlantic Current keeps it more temperate than you'd expect — which means you get this crazy combination of cold weather phenomena (like glaciers) in the midst of a climate far more mild than you'd think possible in a place just south of the Arctic Circle. And! And! It's very isolated, which means you've got evolution doing weird things just like it does in the Galapagos, plus all kinds of crazy wildlife in the surrounding ocean (Whales! Fish! Greeland sharks!).

    Factor in the knowledge that this is the place that spawned Sigur Ros, and I'm hooked. (Albeit more than a little afraid that I'd be forced to eat herring at some point. Gag. Gagging. Am now gagging.)

    3. Scotland
    I once spent a year in Ireland, and despite the fact that I had two Glaswegian roommates and ultimately made my way across the Irish Sea to both England and the European mainland… I never got to Scotland. Which I've always regretted. Hell, if it weren't for all these damned kids and the fact that I don't have a job, I'd grab TheWife and head over there right now. And why not? Great music (Trashcan Sinatras, The Blue Nile, Idlewild, Jesus and Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub, Mogwai… the list goes on and on), great landscapes, great cities (I had friends in both Edinburgh and Glasgow while I was in Ireland, and was subsequently sold on both), impenetrable accents, and – if Monty Python is to be believed – a great athletic tradition.

    Works for me!

    4. Wrigley Field
    To be honest, I'm kind of embarassed I haven't been there yet — and clearly, I need to make a pilgrimage. Along similar lines, I'm gonna need to catch a game at Pac Bell Park (which was still under construction when we moved out of San Francisco) (and which I'm now seeing is no longer called Pac Bell Park. Stupid corporate licensing.), Dodger Stadium and PNC Park in Pittsburgh, which I'm told is lovely despite the fact that it tends to host Pirates games.

    5. Tierra del Fuego
    Because it's the end of the earth. And if there's anything cooler than that, I don't know about it.

    Anyhow. Not a complete list… but a start. How 'bout you? What do you want to see before I drop dead?

  • Meanwhile…

    In case you missed them, here are a coupla stupid things I put on DadCentric — one of which features ghosts and Santa, the other of which doesn't.

  • on the other side of the equation

    I am bathed in light
    surrounded
    and at once I imagine what it is to feel warm
    lost calm happy free
    and in that moment, in the distance between my teeth and
    tongue
    I taste the fusion of tired stars
    I count the motes of dust that hang in the air
    I breathe and
    dream the quiet press of my lungs brought vivid on
    solar winds…

    so

    this is how it must feel
    to live as one of the chosen
    elevated from the crawl of days into a different air
    where the flickering of lash against light
    ripples outward in great joyous waves of elegance and grace
    and all that was broken comes whole

    healed

    as if by time and mercy
    the chasms might close
    and the cold waters within give way to new life

    as if

    there were an always to be believed in
    an evermore just ahead
    hovering somewhere in the faint motion
    beyond the depths of my perception
    somewhere
    you could reach

    to

    find there, intertwined among the deep swirls
    and tender hairs
    tiny wrinkles and hints of decay
    a touch that matched your own capacity for

    love.

    I am bathed in light.
    I feel the moment passing.
    But I wish, I wish: this, now,
    forever.

  • Six

    Six
     

    It seems impossible to me that you are now six years old.

  • everything here is yellow and green

    Nine songs for a new season:

    1. Springenfall
    — Died Pretty

    A thousand years ago, I spent a summer living in a welfare motel on Cape Cod. It was great fun. I spent my mornings working at a local bookstore, stocking the shelves and trying not to disturb the well-heeled vacationers who prowled the aisles. Afternoons and evenings – most of them, at least – were spent a few miles away, churning out pizza and subs. D'you know how enjoyable it is to spend an impossibly humid summer in a place with no air conditioning? Imaging that joy redoubled by a job that requires you to repeatedly thrust half your body into an enormous 400+ degree oven dozens of times each hour. That's a feel-good experience, guaranteed.

    Every couple of weeks, I'd find myself with a day off — a complete stretch of daylight where I wasn't trading my hours for minimum wage. Given that spending this time in my swinging bachelor pad wasn't really an option… I'd get in my car and drive. Explore. Sometimes my ambitions would take me to the Lower Cape — to soak up the colors and energy of P-town, or the more gentle and genteel ambiance of Wellfleet. Other days, I'd head over to Woods Hole. Watch the ferries roll out of the harbor, bellies stretched with families on their way to Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard. Imagining myself standing on the deck, my arm draped over the shoulder of someone who might love me.

    Or I would jump onto Route 28 and see where it took me — creeping along the road, my tiny import hidden among the minivans and SUVs, the air thick with the cadence of cicadas and sounds of a world at play. Occasionally I'd find myself at a ballpark, and take in a Cape Cod League game (go Kettleers!). Other times, I'd meander into Chatham or Hyannis and find someplace to park. Get out and walk around. Pretend that I was like everyone else. Like I was free.

    Hyannis – and the village of Hyannisport – is best known as the playground of the Kennedy clan. It's where their famed compound is located; where Jack and the boys played football on the lawn, learned to sail off the shore, grew up and entered the world and too often died young. That was the other Hyannis; mine was a crowded downtown filled with t-shirt shops and restaurants, motels and ice cream parlors.

    And a record store. Where I found – for $2.99 – a used cassette of Died Pretty's Lost. I didn't know anything about them, other than the fact that the band name and album title described my state of mind more perfectly than anything I might have imagined possible.

    I remember sliding the cassette into my tapedeck when I got back to my car. Unsure but excited by this new discovery, eager to experience how it sounded, how it felt, to be lost and to die pretty.

    The answer: it felt right. There was one line from Springenfall – I’m wrapping up this empty world and I will wallow in it all – that might as well have been tattooed across my chest. This music knew me.

    I remember it. I remember it all.

    2. The Colour of Spring
    — Mark Hollis

    Once upon a time, Mark Hollis' reedy, expressive voice was the sole component that linked Talk Talk's early days as a post-Duran Duran synthpop band to mid-period successes in reinventing the sound of Roxy Music's Avalon – the time when I first discovered them – to their late period of experimentation, where their groundbreaking Spirit of Eden and Laughing Stock transcended attempts at categorization while simultaneously laying the groundwork for what would, eventually, become the post-rock movement.

    A few years later, Hollis released his one and only solo album. It features this song, which shares a name with Talk Talk's third album (although, to add to the confusion, that album does not feature a song by this name).

    It is perhaps the quietest album ever recorded. It's more than that; it's fragile. It's the slender veil of mist ghosting over grass, in the moments just before the rising tide of sunlight. It is music that is easily overlooked and requires attention to be appreciated — and that rewards that effort with a rare and ethereal kind of beauty.

    3. Spring
    — Rites of Spring

    Rites of Spring was Guy Piciotto's band before he joined Ian Mackaye in Fugazi, and while I enjoy Fugazi as much as anyone… I honestly don't know that they ever put together an album that, as a whole, is as powerful and cathartic as End on End. This is music that was emo before emo became a dirty word: combining the muscular chaos and breakneck speed of American hardcore with thoughtful, intensely personal lyrics and passionate vocals to create something immediate, and emotional, and truly and honestly goddamn moving.

    4. Rite Of Spring
    — Angels & Airwaves

    And now I'll completely subvert any illusions that I might be cool by admitting that I really enjoy this band. Although I'll also admit that I'd enjoy them a lot more if Tom DeLonge's lyrics didn't suck.

    To be clear: they really suck.

    5. Rite Of Spring
    — Bill Morrissey

    First off, allow me to clarify: beyond the title, this song has nothing in common with Angels & Airwaves. It's 1:51 of Bill Morrissey sounding as spritely and chipper as Bill Morrissey ever sounds — his broken croak of a voice chugging through a sweet little love song about a girl who loves the Beatles and the Dave Clark Five. Which is something of a departure for Morrissey (no, not that Morrissey), whose songs generally come off like something akin to Russell Banks or Raymond Carver set to music… but no less charming a song for that departure.

    6. Love Goes Home To Paris In The Spring
    — The Magnetic Fields

    Count me among those who loved, loved, loved the Magnetic Fields back in the days before Stephin Merrit decided he was a genius, recorded 69 Love Songs and stopped being any fun. Remember those days? When listening to the Magnetic Fields meant wonderfully hyperliterate, irony-drenched lyrics delivered in a deadpan, near-monotone voice laid over kinda cheesy-sounding synths and drum tracks, creating something strange and remarkable and great? I do. I still remember sitting in my tiny attic bedroom in the first apartment I ever rented (not counting welfare motels), listening to The Charm of the Highway Strip over and over again, wondering "who is this guy?" even as I found new reasons for delight with each new listen.

    It feels like a long time ago. (Probably because it was.)

    7. Spring Rain
    — The Go-Betweens

    Music nerds always point to The Go-Betweens as one of the great coulda-woulda-shoulda-been-huge bands of the 80s… an Australian band that released a series of albums that sent reviewers into great heaving paroxysms of rapture, none of which ever made even the faintest dent in the Americas. Songwriters Robert Forster and Grant McLennan went on to release several acclaimed solo albums (including McLennan's Horsebreaker Star, one of the great lost treasures of the 90s) before reuniting for pair of new Go-Betweens albums in 2000 and 2005. Unfortunately, just as they were (finally) starting to gain a little mainstream traction… Grant McLennan died of a sudden heart attack in May of 2006.

    Spring Rain is one of their best-loved songs, and rightfully so: it captures their blend of edgy melodicism and sunny jangle in a charming and memorable 3:06. In another world, this is what I would've been listening to as I drove around Cape Cod that summer — sun on my face, wind in my hair, fingers bouncing on the steering wheel.

    Young and happy.

    8. Spring Provides
    — Matt Pond PA

    I'm baffled by the fact that Matt Pond PA isn't tremendously successful. Why? What's not to like? Great melodies? Thoughtful lyrics? What? Tell me you can't imagine hearing this song on the radio and liking it. Somebody explain this to me.

    9. April
    – Chapterhouse

    You knew that sooner or later I was going to slip some shoegaze in here.

    I'm not going to apologize for it, either. Just crank up the volume, close your eyes, and let the waves of sound wash over you. Consider it a musical colonic, only without the invasive properties.

  • Labels

    There are times when my son finds comfort in imposing his own logic – his own sense of organization – on the world around him. Granted, this is not a permanent and ongoing thing: a significant reason for why I call him TheHurricane is because it serves to describe the kind of chaos and disarray that he generally leaves in his wake. More often than not, we know he's spent time in a room if we walk in and it appears as though someone has fed its entire contents through a wood chipper.

    But.

    There is another part of him that craves structure. That seeks out definition, and finds expression through his categorization and creative arrangement of those things that can and should (and some that can't and shouldn't) be called his. A part that suddenly allows him to segue seamlessly from gleefully destructive force of nature to calm, quiet, focused and quite committed worker bee — spending upwards of 40 minutes at a shot compiling, labeling, moving and arranging manageable segments of his universe. A part that dovetails with his love of writing and remarkable ability to use up entire rolls of masking tape in less than an hour.

    Last night, while his sisters watched Cinderella for the twelvety-fifth time, and TheWife and I joined them on the couch with a little pizza and beer, he quietly went to work. He started with a row of markers, and several pieces of paper. He cut them down to size, and neatly began to write. As he finished each piece, he would recap the marker and then hand us the roll of masking tape. "Can you help the tape please?"

    We would tear off a small piece. Roll it into a circle. Hand it back over. He would apply it to the back of the paper, and then run over to our sun/office/toyroom. Then return. Repeat. Run. Return. Repeat.

    At some point, TheWife asked what he was doing. He just giggled. Said his own name, laughing, in a tone suggesting a semi-scold. "Silly guy," he called himself. We laughed. Smiled. Gave him a quick hug, before he ran off again.

    Finally, we heard a scraping noise. Looked over, and saw him pushing over a big plastic storage container. Then another. And another. Then ran back into the other room, only to return with a smaller blue plastic container clutched in his hands. Carefully labeled. With matching, just-reorganized toys inside.

    We watched, with not-unfamiliar amazement, as he brought them all in. Arranged each blue container carefully atop the larger base. Some he moved, shifted from one end to another. Others stood fast and solid, cornerstones of the new order. And then he was satisfied. Done. And looked over at us: his eyes huge, his smile broad, all bright and blinding with joy and pride and accomplishment.

    "Look at all the toys!"

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  • An Exercise in Exegesis

    Another annoying DadCentric cross-post! In which I parallel infants and the forces of darkness.

    Go ahead. You'll learn something.

  • Tangelo

    A.K.A. the dangers of allowing your five-year old to choose a new color for his room.

    Proceed with caution.

    Tangelo